She goes up to the man standing behind the bar and she grabs him by his magnificent and long straggly beard which goes way down past his waist And she whispers to him in a seductive tone ‘are you the landlord?’ He says ‘no no, sorry, I’m just the barman- the landlord isn’t here just now’ As he answers, she keeps grabbing his beard, stroking it all over; tugging on it gently with every word as she whispers to him ‘do you know when the landlord will be back?’ He says ‘ehhhh no I’m not sure at all sorry’ And as she continues massaging his facial hair she says to him ‘okay… well when you see the landlord…. You can tell him, ….. there’s no paper towels in the ladies bathroom’.
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One but it takes eighteen years.
BeyonSleigh!
A good stroke.
Do they have to DRONE on and on and on…
She gave him the cold shoulder…..
I find it hard to believe that a horse can draw a carriage!
"Put it on my bill."
They want their relationship to work out.
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